edit: text deleted because it was whiny.  My guess is nobody but Melissa saw it anyway ;)

SO, here's something better: Today in the car after school Zach says to me, "I don't get what the big deal is with French kissing. I mean, I imagine tongue must taste bad."

*pause while I decide how to handle this one*

"Well does it? Mom? Does tongue taste bad? You would know."

Uhhhhhh...    !


(ps. realizing that people might take that to mean something it doesn't, he only said he thought I would know  because I have 2 kids, so, he figured clearly I must have SOME knowledge pertaining to such things, lol)